We shouldn’t wonder that the loudest cries of “too big to fail” invariably arise from those with their snouts deep in the trough. The wobbly legs of the logic underlying their mantra can’t possibly prop up their swollen bodies, they merely appear to be standing courtesy of their immense obesity. The saddest part is that the hogs control the entire feeding system, so the rest of us critters ain’t doin’ so good. The good news is there’s plenty of ribs for everyone!